Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
How Rudolf you to say that!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Variety is the ice of life.
I only have ice for you!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
That was thaw-some!
Skiing is believing!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Can I Alp you?
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Icy what you did there!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
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