What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
After all is sled and done.
Icy what you did there!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
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