What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Whatever coats your boat.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
It was mitten in the stars.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
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