What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Variety is the ice of life.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Icy what you did there!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I only have ice for you!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
After all is sled and done.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Skiing is believing!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
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