What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Can I Alp you?
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Skiing is believing!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
We've reached the point of snow return.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
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