What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
It was mitten in the stars.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The weather outside is snow joke.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Whatever coats your boat.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
After all is sled and done.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Variety is the ice of life.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
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