How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Can I Alp you?
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I only have ice for you!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Whatever coats your boat.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
It was mitten in the stars.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
After all is sled and done.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
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