The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
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