What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Can I Alp you?
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
It’s a winterful day!
I only have ice for you!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Skiing is believing!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
That was thaw-some!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
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