Ice simply love it when it snows!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
After all is sled and done.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Whatever coats your boat.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
It was mitten in the stars.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
How Rudolf you to say that!
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