What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
After all is sled and done.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Icy what you did there!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
It’s a winterful day!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
It was mitten in the stars.
We've reached the point of snow return.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I only have ice for you!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
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