Icy what you did there!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
It’s a winterful day!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
I only have ice for you!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Skiing is believing!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
It was mitten in the stars.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
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