What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
It was mitten in the stars.
Variety is the ice of life.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
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