I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
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