Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
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