Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
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