Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
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