I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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