What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
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