I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
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