My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
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