As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
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