When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
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