My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
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