Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
Why did the monster eat the caboose? The locomotive told it to choo choo.
I tried to tell my favourite joke about trains, but it got derailed.
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road.”
Why don’t elephants like to ride on trains? Because they hate leaving their trunks in the baggage car.
I've always wanted to become a podiatrist, but was made to train as a paediatrician first.
Baby steps.
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