Why did the train have to rush to the bathroom?
It’s been toot toot tootin all day long!
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.
Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!
What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing? Its shadow.
Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
Hey, Seoul Sister!
New electric trains will run on conductors.