Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?
Because he had a loco-motive.
The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says “Choo Choo Choo!”
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
King's Crustation.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
What did the Mama Steam Engine say to her Baby Steam Engine at supper time? “Choo choo!”
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A LOCOmotive.
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