How do trains eat?
They chew chew.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Why did the train have to rush to the bathroom?
It’s been toot toot tootin all day long!
I saw a guy on the train holding a newspaper in front of his face.
He was behind The Times.
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.
Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!
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