What do you call a Monkey with a bomb
A baboom.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
I wanted to tell a knife joke to my friend
But it just won't cut it.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
I went to test my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
What is Tesla's favorite gun?
A musket
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
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