Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
Only a**holes use bidets.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?
The lavatory.
I designed a new toilet but cannot find anyone to test it out.
No one gives a crap.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
It was a Shitzu.
I saw a show where all the man did was sit on the toilet.
It was a s**tshow.
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
I always hate having to unblock the toilet.
I’m never quite ready to take the plunge.
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