Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
Gas Money.
All farts...are laughing gas.
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
What do you call a sleeping paper towel?
A napkin.
What do you call a turd made by the captain of a vessel?
The Captain's Log
I designed a new toilet but cannot find anyone to test it out.
No one gives a crap.
How do people take a dump when, well, nobody gives a s**t?
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
What did the toilet say to the urinal after it was hired?
“Urine!”
I made a bridge out of Kleenex.
I have truss tissues.
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
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