I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
What do you call a turd made by the captain of a vessel?
The Captain's Log
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
My toilet just turned one today.
It was her bidet.
If you’re Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?
European.
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to go two spots away, it's called "social pisstancing".
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?
Because it was not agent's toilet.
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