Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
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