Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
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