10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
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