Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
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