What happens when you drink beer from a cup?
You both get drunk.
My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
If I put dull-tasting food in a bowl, will it have a bowlder taste?
Two flies are playing football on a saucer.
They’re practicing for the cup.
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
For God's sake.
A plate of sandwiches walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.
My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting...
a Flying Saucer.
What is the national dish of Sweden?
Swedish.
I gave my dad a mug for his birthday
It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
A brief Wellington
Why did the blind man always use paper cups?
He has no need for glasses.
My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldn’t get to the bottom of it
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
My car keeps telling me my door is ajar. It's not a jar you idiot it's a door.
So I heard this joke about glass
But it clearly shouldn’t have been made
Why was the jar about to explode?
Cause it was jam-packed!
Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
I came home and found my wife naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast.
She said she was a t-cup.
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
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