What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
Why was the jar about to explode?
Cause it was jam-packed!
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It is an extremely rare dish order.
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
Pyrex.
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
Why did the police arrest a cup of snow?
For just-ice
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?" "
Why would I want two empty glasses?" I asked
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
Why did the blind man always use paper cups?
He has no need for glasses.
A plate of sandwiches walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...
Would they be called cellfies?
My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
For God's sake.
So I heard this joke about glass
But it clearly shouldn’t have been made
How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.
Local glass blower inhaled whilst working. He ended up with a pane in his stomach.
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
What did the glass say to the window?
"I'm in pane."
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
This remains to be seen.
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