Daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no, so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said...
"Then why are you shaking?"
My fiance is kidding... She's due in 7 months!
I bought my missus an egg-beater for our wedding anniversary.
I knew she wanted me to whisk her away.
I met my husband while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper.
Spouses are like world wars.
You never refer to them as the "first" until there's a second.
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