Daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no, so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said...
"Then why are you shaking?"
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
"Meet Patty."
What did the wife mushroom say to her husband?
“You’re a fungi!”
My fiance is kidding... She's due in 7 months!
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