Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
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