So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
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