I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
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