What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
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