My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
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