What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
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