My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
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