Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
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