Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
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