This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
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