Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
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