Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
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