There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
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