"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
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