Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
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