How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"Lazy bones."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Bone to be wild."
"Some people have no guts."
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