"Bugs and hisses."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Dying to have fun."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Some people have no guts."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
"Bone to be wild."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
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