What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
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