Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"Dying to have fun."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"Bone to be wild."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Lazy bones."
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Bugs and hisses."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Some people have no guts."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
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