"Bone to be wild."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Some people have no guts."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"Lazy bones."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Dying to have fun."
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Bugs and hisses."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
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