Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
"Some people have no guts."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Lazy bones."
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Bugs and hisses."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
"Dying to have fun."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Bone to be wild."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
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