No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
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