What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Some people have no guts."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Bugs and hisses."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"Bone to be wild."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Dying to have fun."
"Lazy bones."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
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