Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"Bone to be wild."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Some people have no guts."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"Lazy bones."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Dying to have fun."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Bugs and hisses."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
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