I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"Some people have no guts."
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
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