"No body won the skeleton race."
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"Bugs and hisses."
"Bone to be wild."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Lazy bones."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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