What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
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