My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Variety is the ice of life.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
After all is sled and done.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Whatever coats your boat.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Girls just wanna have sun!
I only have ice for you!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I like you a latte.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
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