Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Skiing is believing!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
That was thaw-some!
Don't even chai.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
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