The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
I like you a latte.
That was thaw-some!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I only have ice for you!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
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