Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Water you doing, my friend?
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
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