What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
That’s a-may-zing!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Icy what you did there!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
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