I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
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