The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
That’s a-may-zing!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Water you doing, my friend?
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
After all is sled and done.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
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