Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
I like you a latte.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
I only have ice for you!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
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