What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Whatever coats your boat.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
After all is sled and done.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Girls just wanna have sun!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
I'm acorn-y person.
I beacha miss summer already!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
I like you a latte.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
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