What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Don't even chai.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Can I Alp you?
It was mitten in the stars.
I only have ice for you!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I like you a latte.
Icy what you did there!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
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