After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
You’re sledding a fine line there.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
After all is sled and done.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Don't even chai.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I beacha miss summer already!
I only have ice for you!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
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