I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Whatever coats your boat.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Variety is the ice of life.
The weather outside is snow joke.
After all is sled and done.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Girls just wanna have sun!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
I beacha miss summer already!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
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