The real estate in my neighborhood has become so expensive that only cats can afford it.
You need nine lives to pay it off.
How many realtors are needed to change a bulb?
Five. One to change, and four others to say they would have done it for a lower price.
Why was the realtor in counseling?
He couldn’t get closure.
My realtor promised to give me a free abacus if he could close the deal.
I’m unsure whether to count on it or not.
Why do realtors love skateboards?
Because they can flip them whenever they want!
My brother is a real estate agent. He greets me with, "Hey bro, house it going?"
My wife and I went to see a realtor.
“Have you guys considered moving houses?” he asked.
I said, “No, we don’t like caravans.”
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