I have no problem with listings with finished basements.
They’re my best cellars!
The French real estate agent was very upset when their new listing was destroyed.
He said it was chateau-strophic!
What are sophisticated realtors known for?
Constantly telling you all about proper tea.
What’s a real estate agent’s favorite song?
“For Lease Navidad.”
My wife and I went to see a realtor.
“Have you guys considered moving houses?” he asked.
I said, “No, we don’t like caravans.”
Why do people take an instant dislike to real estate agents?
To save time.
What type of real estate transactions do dwarves prefer?
Short sales.