Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.