A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
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