Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
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