I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
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