Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.