What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
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