Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
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